Build Something That Floats

Hmm, perhaps a boat? Or a flower? Or a demon? You can sit upon it (bring some method of control, i.e. paddle) or the Guerrilla Flotilla Unauthorities can tow it to a suitable spot, tie it to a brick, and ensure display. If it will be a major production, please let us know: contact

Bring Something Digestible

There will be a picnic. All the hard work in the hot slime will have everyone ravenous and parched. Food or Drink would be wonderful. Caution: The Police will in all likelihood show up (District 5 Station is two blocks away!). They frown upon public alcohol and drug consumption. We will be on public land (Is there such a thing anymore?), protected by the Constitution of the United States of America. Unless we have drugs or alcohol. Then we will probably go to jail for at least a few hours and several hundred dollars. As well as force the Police to swear at us. So ask yourself: Is it worth it punk? Is it? It is, however, worth purchasing a hipflask.

Bring a Musical Instrument

Let's sing and play.

Bring a Kite

Kites are fun.

No Littering

In the words of a wise profit: "When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around". The world is already well enough destroyed. The Guerrilla Flotilla Unauthorities have a strict anti-pollution policy. In fact, it's sort of a religion. With x-communication for litterbug heretics.

There is no organizing body, and we all disclaim responsibility, as well as indemnifying ourselves completely from all responsibility. Any self-respecting Guerrilla Flotilla would expect a reasonable standard of common sense from participants. Activities on the water may be hazardous and illegal. The Guerrilla Flotilla Unauthorities reserves the right to veto the launching of any project. A launch veto is final and subject to no appeal.

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